I started running again. Which hasn't been as hard as I thought it would be. My first run pictured me wheezing by the side of the track, clutching my side and begging the nearest passer-by to dial 911, cause I definitely won't be making it. But surprisingly my first mile time was about 11 mins, and the following mile time was 10 mins 11 sec.

     So with that, I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone. Get in a run, and explore the park that opened up next door. Andulka park is absolutely wonderful. It has three baseball fields, two sand volleyball courts, six outdoor basketball courts, and plenty of open green fields. AND a wonderful sandy track around the park that I can jog to my hearts content (or until I run out of stamina, whichever comes first.)

     But that's not the point of this entry. It's actually about a really scary moment at my apt. I found this out on the way to park as I walked from my apt. I didn't even notice it because I had my headphones in, listening to music, but I noticed the bushes around me rustling as I walked by. I freaked out a little, because I thought something would jump out at me. Fortunately, nothing did. I didn't think much about it, and I continued on my way to the park.

     It was on my way back to my apartment that it happened. I opened the back gate, and walked the path to my apartment, when I decided I would run all out on my way back. That's when it happened.

     I was running quite fast, when the bushes in front of me started violently shaking and something jumped out. It was dark, so I didn't get a good look at it, but I knew that if I ran into it, something bad would happen. So I tried my best to stop in my tracks, but due to my speed, I couldn't stop and instead tripped on my feet and rolled to a stop in front of me. Due to my years of martial arts skills, I survived the fall with little bruising.

     Clutching my wounds I tried to spot what it was that caused my injury when my eyes met with the most fearsome, horrible bunny rabbit I had ever seen! Correct dear readers, a bunny rabbit caused me to fall.

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Over the weekend I had to poop.

So I went to take a crap in the church bathroom. I was a little bored and thought I'd send out a text message or two while I let the natural symphony of my body play itself out in the background. One of our Arizona team members got himself a new blackberry. He was in the kitchen a little ways away. I sent him this message, "Hey, I'm taking a poop. Don't tell anyone."

Some of the other little snots decided it'd be funny to come and turn off the light while I was taking a crap. Fortunately, I'm still pretty fearsome in the dark with my pants down. One command from me and the lights were back on.

I come out to confront him. His defense? "I didn't tell anyone, I just read it out-loud. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to tell anyone until the end." -__-;;

Story #2

Same day, same bathroom.
Right before our graduation ceremony for the church education department, I had to drop a load, leave a life preserver for the ants, drop a deuce, make the muddy water, etc. I'm sitting there doing my business and out of no where someone comes in and turns the light off!

Only reason I can think, is that they were trying to save energy. By the time I realized what happened, I started yelling. No one came. =(

I took out my cell phone and went online for a bit, and ended up having to text a friend to turn it back on.

TWICE IN ONE DAY!!!!
next time I'm taking a crap in there, I'm going to make a lot of noise when I hear someone come in. Maybe start screaming, just so there's no mistake there's someone in there.

Moral of the story!
Make sure the bathroom is empty before you turn the light off!

On the plus side, both poops were nice and solid. Very healthy indeed =D

that is the question.

I just found out there's a meat recall on some illinois ground beef. I just recently was given a whole bag of hamburger patty leftover from our church picnic.

The bag is unlabeled, so I don't know where it comes from. =(

...to risk continue eating it....or not?

...people survive e. coli... right?